I always like to think that I was independent. "No thank you", I'd say in reply to passersby inquiring if I needed a hand picking up and moving a Volkswagen Beetle. (it was in my parking spot.)
I'd climb the shelves to reach the Cheerios in the grocery aisle.
I'm needier than I thought.
I have succumbed to that little ditty that's been circulating the Blogosphere ~ "Linda Needs"
Go to Google and put in your name and "needs" in the search button.
Linda needs to be a part of a loving, committed marriage.
I'll stick with a loving commited partnership TYVM.
Linda Needs Mental Help.
The one who denies it the most strongly is always the one in the most need of help. I'm fine. I'm fine, dammit. Fine fine fine.
Linda needs a new best friend.
Do not either. My BFF will do just fine. Even if she's a foot taller, blond, gorgeous and we're polar opposites. It doesn't matter to me that salesladies waiters and men swarm her when she walks through the door trampling me in their eagerness to get there first.
Linda needs help (more than usual).
don't we all.
Linda needs to be bright
stick a light bulb in my mouth and plug me in. Bright enough for you?
Linda you need a shrink
opinions expressed in this post are not neccesarily those of the author.
"I would give anything for $40,000 a month,and Linda needs more."
I'm willing to take less.
Linda needs to flatten her chest
Gravity is taking care of that.
Linda needs to think real hard and pray.
Did that. Thinking gave me a headache.
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16 comments:
Hahahahha....
Julie needs...to change her name to Linda. :)
we all need...some more than others.
Yeah ~ I'm getting sick of hearing "It's all in God's plan." I'm pretty sure his plan needs a better GPS system.
LOL...love these...mine are so boring i never get anything good...dont believe me google georgie needs and you will see
Huggers
Apparently, the only thing Binks needs is prayer a need to know.
I'm thinking the mental health one would do me good too.
AhHa! My twin sister, no doubt.
I must go and check this out - no telling what it will say about me?!
Also, am wondering what you've decided about going back to work? outside of home that is...
I'm too afraid to try it. I don't want to know what I need because I probably won't get it. Unless it's something bad.
Love your list.
I got pretty much the same results. How crazy is that?
I needed to do that too and it was funny!
That's funny! I loved your responses.
Ah, just what do you do with that much a month, Linda?
Why am I the only one who got Deb needs more porn?? I think someone else must be getting it and just not admitting it.
HAH your responses were a hoot! You made this little meme a fun one! I especially got a chuckle out of the gravity comment. Don't we all just feel your pain!
when I type in Jessica Needs all I get is stuff on Jessica Simpson. What I need is her body and money!!!
Too funny. I am a little afraid to try it.
Apparently I need some soap in my mouth. LOL So true. *sigh*
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