The Brick Yard 400 commences today. All customary activity will be suspended. Shhhh. Watch as a bevy of macho race car drivers kiss the bricks. Listen intently as track conditions and shredding tires are discussed in e.x.c.r.u.t.i.a.t.i.n.g. detail.
Say "GO JEFF GORDON" at appropriate intervals.
pop a romantic schmaltzy girl movie in the other TV for the duration.
"Pride and Prejudice" anyone?