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October 17, 2008

The Letter for Today Is......

r.

what do I say when I wake up at 4:30 AM to find that the sheets must be changed because those "Have a Happy Period" fools marketing execs are big fat liars?

arrrrrrrrrr.

the letter r is brought to you today by the letters P, M, and s.

21 comments:

scargosun said...

Big fat man liars.

Tiffany said...

LOL I know the feeling. Sorry.

Insane Mama said...

I wouldn't change the sheets, I'd just switch beds with someone.

lifeinredshoes said...

Sorry for the giggle at your expence. The best gift I ever got was when the insurance company OK'd my hysterectomy! How I remember those mornings of waking up to what looked like a crime scene. I've never felt better.

lifeinredshoes said...

Oh, and break out the Dammitol!

jill jill bo bill said...

HYSTERICAL!!! You are too funny! I LOL almost as hard as I did when we did that story on Deb's comments and you said "Doritos".

Shannon said...

Oh, yeah... been there!

binks said...

Have a Happy Period.
As if!
Been there, done that.
Big rrrrrr with some ggggggggggghhhhhhh behind it.

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

And this comment is brought to you by the letters, L, O and L.

AngiDe- Nana's Box said...

Oh, LOVE the post! Totally feel the "r-ness"

I gave you an award! Come by and check it out!

Angie
www.nanasboxnonprofit.blogspot.com

Lula! said...

Girl...

Are you and I living the same life? I woke up this morning with this EXACT SAME ISSUE. And all I could think was, "Next time I'm wearing a freakin' pair of Huggies."

Seriously.

There's nothing worse than perioding heavily. Or publically. I have a friend who says, "Why can't I just period in private?" My thoughts exactly.

Heather said...

Umm, those weren't oatmeal cookies.

Nestle Tollhouse from the fridge.

See, told ya I needed to confess.

(Although he did eat two pieces of cheese, ham and grapes for breakfast this morning...the boy has no concept of appropriate breakfast foods.)

Heather said...

Ah, yes, I know this well. Very well.

Rhea said...

hehe I hate it when that happens. Just not right.

Mrs Parks said...

SO funny... and I am so glad I don't have that "to do" any more!

Mamasphere said...

I love that PMS was brought to us by the letter R. This is why I don't buy expensive sheets anymore.

Suzann @ Lavender and Roses said...

Okay, I know this isn't funny, but heck it's FUNNY!
Each month I tell my poor hubby I'm just going to bleed to death. Usually by the 10th day I'm sure he wishes I would. LOL (yes, I'm doing that men u pause for what?)

Thanks for poppin' in for a visit at my little blog today!

nikkicrumpet said...

LOL...Too funny...and you're right...has any woman every had a HAPPY PERIOD unless she was afraid she was knocked up...otherwise..there AIN'T nothing happy about em! And where is menopause when you need it??

Thanks so VERY Much for donating such an awesome prize. I'm totally FREAKED out that I won such a cool star. I can't wait to get it....THIS IS NAKED HAPPY DANCE NEWS!!!!

Liza said...

OMG, I hate that!!! I say send those marketing people your sheets ;)

Carolina Girl said...

Yes, you are right. TOTAL liars. Sorry girl :( Been there, done that one too many times. BLAH!

Susie Q said...

I laughed out loud...sorry!
Of course, I am just about over all of that...for the most part!
*sigh*